edwardspoonhands:

peace-love-youtubers:

People of tumblr, this is your time. (x)

They felt in our bras

1 month ago 35599 ♥
tobiasclaus:

aviculor:

dutchkidsthings:

stupid-mooseface:

dutchkidsthings:

did-you-kno:

Source

REMEMBER THAT TIME WE ALL WENT BATSHIT AND ATE OUR PRIME MINISTER
no but seriously, the crowd ripped off his dick and i was always scared to get to this part in history books because it was like all of the netherlands was tripping on fucking lsd or some shit

you don’t mess with us

i feel like it deserves a mention that we have a museum that literally has this man’s body parts on display
like what are we the netherlands..? or the TORTURELands don’t come here

i guess i know which country invented bath salts now

They tore his dick offIs that why they’re called the Netherlands, then?

tobiasclaus:

aviculor:

dutchkidsthings:

stupid-mooseface:

dutchkidsthings:

did-you-kno:

Source

REMEMBER THAT TIME WE ALL WENT BATSHIT AND ATE OUR PRIME MINISTER

no but seriously, the crowd ripped off his dick and i was always scared to get to this part in history books because it was like all of the netherlands was tripping on fucking lsd or some shit

you don’t mess with us

i feel like it deserves a mention that we have a museum that literally has this man’s body parts on display

like what are we the netherlands..? or the TORTURELands don’t come here

i guess i know which country invented bath salts now

They tore his dick off

Is that why they’re called the Netherlands, then?

(via 666coffeeandcigarettesbv)

1 month ago 7720 ♥

averagebare:

i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and his dad said “DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS

(Source: slayboybunny, via donpaolo)

1 month ago 447380 ♥

folieuhwho:

The Melonshark Saga by Frank Iero

(via miss-rary)

1 month ago 1841 ♥
hyliankalmo:

"WHAT KIND OF FOOL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?! HE’S LINK, HE’S LINK, YOU’RE LINK?! I’M LINK! Are there any other Links I should know about?"

hyliankalmo:

"WHAT KIND OF FOOL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?! HE’S LINK, HE’S LINK, YOU’RE LINK?! I’M LINK! Are there any other Links I should know about?"

(via donpaolo)

1 month ago 43210 ♥
clamville:

hellmo

clamville:

hellmo

(via donpaolo)

1 month ago 195494 ♥
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timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

(via p-eterquill)

1 month ago 121647 ♥

dirtyberd:

Bad Bitches through the ages

(Source: piratequaintrelle, via thatsmoderatelyraven)

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