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tryingtofindthegreatperhaps:

bronzedragon:

tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:

strawberriesandjane:

funsizedfox:

“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”

“who?”

“…..them.”

Oh.

I AM CRYING

I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”

Now I get it

It’s a horror movie

People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god

First the bizarre happenings start:

someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes

another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches

people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning

people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects

a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes

then their god turns sadistic

pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings

doors vanish just as a house fire begins

an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on

a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside

and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician

the horror has begun

YESYESYESYES

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phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

eviesrealitychangesdaily:

shartonnay:

iseeavoice:

   !!! MY SCHOOL PUTS PUPPIES IN THE LIBRARY DURING FINALS WEEK SO STUDENTS CAN DE-STRESS.

WHAT SCHOOL DO YOU GO TO 

i want puppies in my library

…sign me up.

(via hatinist)

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puttonyourwarpaint:

quotesfromfiction:

rifflefiction:

Kate Beaton is one of my very favorite comic artists. If you don’t already know her work, hop to it! She’s hilarious and brilliant. 

I adore these comics.  Kate Beaton in general, but seriously, these are absolutely hilarious.

IT’S BACK

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thefrogman:

Question Friday starring John Green [video]

(Source: huntersonahotelbed, via last-songieversing)

And can you feel the love tonight

It is where we are

It’s enough for this wide-eyed wanderer

That we’ve got this far

And can you feel the love tonight

How it’s laid to rest?

It’s enough to make kings and vagabonds

Believe the very best.

(Source: i-want-to-tell-you-something, via carry-on-my-wayward-castiel)