Take a Hint- Victoria Justice & Elizabeth Gillies
YOU ASKED ME WHAT MY SIGN IS AND I TOLD YOU IT WAS STOP
So let’s take a moment to talk about how fucking badass this fucking song is.
“STOP YOUR STARING AT MY *HEY*”
WOW THIS IS GREAT ALL FAITH RESTORED INTO NICKELODEON THANK YOU OMG
i really like this
THIS IS SO CATCHY AND AMAZING AND WOW MY 10 Y/O BROTHER INTRODUCED ME TO THIS SONG IM SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS
No matter where we go, the hairdressers always manage to talk her out of the haircut she wants. They say things like “Oh but you’re a girl! This is a boy’s haircut!” and “How about I cut it to here then you can tell me if you like it like that” and, “You don’t really want this do you? Don’t you like this better?”
And the poor thing, she’s so polite, so she just smiles and nods and lets herself get talked around, even though as soon as we leave she’s tugging on my hem telling me she wanted it shorter than that and how it’s “a lovely haircut but it looks a bit funny on my head”.
Last night she said to me, “Mummy, my hair is getting berry long. May I please have a haircut?”
How could I say no to that, right? So I told her we could go tomorrow, playing over in my head what I would say and how to best stamp out the hesitation that was sure to come. Then she said to me, “But I want you to do it.”
As a teenager I’d given myself many a bathroom ‘do, from layers to reverse mullet, yes, even a “scene” mullet once or twice (we all make mistakes), and nobody could ever tell I’d done it myself. So I threw caution to the wind and popped her in her sister’s high chair, took out the scissors and clips, and set to work.
After that experience I have the highest level of respect for hairdressers who have to shear the heads of fidgety kids. My back ached, my knuckle was bleeding (apparently “don’t move your head” means “shake your head all about” in kid speak), and I got hair everywhere, but when she looked in the mirror her face was priceless.
"Oh! Oh my god! It’s my boy’s haircut!” she exclaimed with glee. “I love it! It’s berry lovely. Oh I look so awesome!”
That you do, little one. If you’re happy, I’m happy.
moms done right
In all seriousness I made this because it’s one of my pet peeves for guys to assume I’m dressing up/wearing makeup for THEM, but then after I made this, I’m like holy shit I made that hair dryer fuck that shoe. So then I had two reasons to put it on tumblr.
Saying,. “I prefer my girls natural”. Good thing I’m a grown woman and not your possession. fucktard.
or HERE! Reblog If Your Butter Melted.
OMG his voice! There is a sexy man in that little boy. dayum!!!
If only he was older, god damn it
I don’t care that he’s 16… I would totally ahhh… okay I’mma stop now before I say something bad omfg!
Reblogging for lifehackable…I am dead!
if morgan freeman dies this man is our replacement
You want to reblog this post and spread it?
one condition: if he sees this i want this kid to narrate a 10 second clip saying “DO NOT FUCKING FOLLOW ME” so I can play it on my blog. On Autoplay.